edsheeranandotherstuff:

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

Oh it’s on bitches.

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

sowwy:

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

xoxokirstie8:

tiaramilo:

ajohnnn:

08/05/2013 Kai and His Girlfriend, Ellen

I was screaming my head off when he held Ellen’s hand.

AHHHHHHHHH, I WANT HIM! SOOOOO CUTE

OMG HES SO FRIGGIN CUTE

OMGGGG 😘😘 SO CUTE

queenofbeerss:

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

Yes

wholocked-theimpala:

the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”

and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”

glublylittlestripper:

days-and-dust:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

omfg

I tried to pass this up…

I failed.

I lost it at “Officer booty”